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ok\u2026so i\u2019m trying this new thing where i don\u2019t complain about anything or judge\u2026i know, might as well be asking me to talk without using my hands\u2026i\u2019m latin, you figure it out\u2026anyway\u2026<\/p>\n

so i\u2019m driving to work and someone is driving like the biggest jackass (let me interject in my own post for a moment\u2026i GET to say judgmental things and complain on this post as an illustration\u2026) so, naturally, i\u2019m opening my mouth to say outloud that the driver is a jackass (never mind that i\u2019m in the car by myself) and i catch myself and stop. not so bad i think\u2026i can do this all day long\u2026well, let me tell you\u2026i DID have to do it all day long because apparently i am a serial complainer and judger (is that a word?). what did we learn at work today kids? that lisa IS also a jackass\u2026haha\u2026at least i can admit it and laugh about it\u2026<\/p>\n

lisa: hi everyone\u2026my name is lisa and i am a jackass\u2026<\/p>\n

everyone: hi lisa<\/p>\n

lisa & everyone: laughing sounds<\/p>\n

will i stop this experiment\u2026no\u2026i want to see how many days i can stay \u201cclean\u201d\u2026maybe i should make that hours?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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